Flip to page 22. Read it. Put down the book. Go outside. Walk around. Look for someone wearing a blue t-shirt. Follow that person. Copy their movements. Make a call to your mother telling her you've found the one. Hang up abruptly. Wander around until it gets dark. Call an ambulance. Run away when the paramedics show up yelling how you're fine. Trip over a rock on purpose. Stalk a squirrel. Grab that squirrel. Take it home. Feed it chocolate. Set it free. Call your brother and tell him you've found a squirrel. Hang up, but not before taking three deep breaths. Stick fingers up your nose while saying "She loves me, she loves me not".
Whichever finger ends up in the right nostril is the finger you'll jam up your butt if you try to reserve a restaurant tonight.
Happy Valentine's Day.
VicariousE
I'm stuck at the squirrel bit, and the cats only bring me partial ones
Happy Valentine's Day :3 You know, that turning to a specific page is interesting...